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Welcome to the catch-all for everything that doesn't fit squarely up a rhino's ass. It's the kitchen sink of sorts, a home to contests, chronicles, urban legends, memes and mysteries, and all manner of weird stuff that really should have a permanent home, at least until the aliens shut down the interwu, at which point all this will be lost and but a dying memory in a head rightfully preoccupied with the alien invasion.

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The Coffee Tables Chronicles

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The idea that a simple coffee table might serve as a living room showcase of useful and intriguing things, was completely lost on Paul Jay. In fact, in all my life I've never seen a good idea more violated and hence, a quest was born; to seek out tables across this great land and maybe discover who we are, where the remote control is, and where you left those two slices of Hawaiian pizza last Saturday night.

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Unconventional Wisdom and Urban Legends

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There's no predicting what will fill this cascading page of nuggets deserving of eternal life.  Spreading the word is a noble cause indeed and this page serves to stockpile all those words, as they happen, or at least as they cross my email inbox. It's notable that almost everything featured here likely comes from a source other than me, and therefore I accept almost no responsibility for offending anyone.

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